I'm A Straight, White Male. Sorry About That!
Born this way, completely against my will.
To Whom It May Concern,
It is with a heavy heart and a profound sense of remorse that I write to you today. After much self-reflection, societal pressure, and a deep dive into internet discourse, I have come to accept the grave reality of my existence: I am a cisgender, heterosexual, white male in his 40s. And for that, I am truly, deeply, and unequivocally sorry.
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